I got tagged to do something. Honestly, Dooddle (Hah! You wont get out of the name that easily!), you should know I normally don't do chainmail stuff. But I'm bored, so, hey!

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
/Nope, not British.../


Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. /Paper-white, sadly/
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something


Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs. (they scare me. srsly, opera?)
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world)
[ ] You talk with your hands.


Spanish
[x] You say "'member" instead of "remember." /Sometimes...sometimes.../
[ ] You speak Spanish.
[x] You like tacos. /I likeda tacos XD/
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair./So my mom, so my mom.../
[ ] You know what platanos are.


Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered. /At least, I don't think so../
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you. /As long as I'm not in it!/
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.


Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper. /Do I?/
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patrick's Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles. /Had? Can you get rid of the things?/
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.


African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.


Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes. /Small eyes, in my opinion.../
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (I had all A's. the only B was math)
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. /Sometimes? I have to restrain myself not to../
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.


German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. /ANY chocolate's good/
[x] You speak some German. /I can count, seriously/
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Preschool.
[x] You're over 5'2". /Hah! Beat that, Dooddle!/


Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.


American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.